News Highlights: AT&T unveils new 5G technology that drops calls 3 times faster than previously thought possible
AT&T announced Wednesday that the new 5G technology will drop calls at speeds three times faster than previously thought possible.
The revelation reassured AT & T’s frustrated 4G LTE customers, who for years suffered from phone calls lasting several excruciatingly long seconds before disconnecting.
“Gone are the outdated days of dialing a phone number and ringing twice before your phone hangs up involuntarily,” CEO John T. Stankey said in a press release that had to be emailed to the media due to AT & T’s poor Internet service at his own home. . “With our revolutionary 5G infrastructure spanning two and a half blocks from San Francisco’s SoMa neighborhood, the call will fail before you even hear a single ringtone. Now that is fast. ”
Stankey ended the letter by reassuring customers that their new 5G plan would include free directions to the nearest McDonald’s parking lot with half a decent Wi-Fi signal.
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Please contact Prateek Joshi at pjoshi2 ‘at’ stanford.edu.
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